My dear sir (and that is a very fine mustache in the picture!) I must apologize for posting this comment, but you must understand that, according to Imperial Law, a rat (even a charming and talented and recently famous one) can NOT operate a blog. Therefore, I must post my words across the internet. Let me assure you that this will only happen once. -------------------------
Well, I've been a rather rude (and charming and talented) rat over the past week. I haven't posted anything, not even a trifle! I was busy with Spring Cleaning in Rat Hole (it's a very nice home, named after Toad Hollow). You might wonder how a rat cleans for spring, but it's really quite simple.
1. Eat cheese. 2. Move everything into piles. 3. Eat cheese. 4. Set mousetrap in front of your cheese hoarde (so as to avoid INTRUDERS!) 5. Eat cheese. Drink a bit of port. 6. Unpack piles. 7. Eat cheese.
As you might expect, we Charming and Talented rats go through many, many wheels of cheese during the springtime.
I've had the two fingers on each hand crossed all week while waiting for a reply from the University of Warthon. I noticed just the other day while fiddling with my alphabet soup (quite delicious with cheese), that if you rearrange "Warthon" you get "Honwart". Wasn't that the name of that school that that boy in the book by Mrs. Rowling went to?
Tomorrow my aunt is coming over. I'll arm the mousetrap. But she doesn't go for cheese (how freakish!). I'll arm it with her favorite beverage: Russian vodka.
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My dear sir (and that is a very fine mustache in the picture!) I must apologize for posting this comment, but you must understand that, according to Imperial Law, a rat (even a charming and talented and recently famous one) can NOT operate a blog. Therefore, I must post my words across the internet. Let me assure you that this will only happen once.
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Well, I've been a rather rude (and charming and talented) rat over the past week. I haven't posted anything, not even a trifle! I was busy with Spring Cleaning in Rat Hole (it's a very nice home, named after Toad Hollow). You might wonder how a rat cleans for spring, but it's really quite simple.
1. Eat cheese.
2. Move everything into piles.
3. Eat cheese.
4. Set mousetrap in front of your cheese hoarde (so as to avoid INTRUDERS!)
5. Eat cheese. Drink a bit of port.
6. Unpack piles.
7. Eat cheese.
As you might expect, we Charming and Talented rats go through many, many wheels of cheese during the springtime.
I've had the two fingers on each hand crossed all week while waiting for a reply from the University of Warthon. I noticed just the other day while fiddling with my alphabet soup (quite delicious with cheese), that if you rearrange "Warthon" you get "Honwart". Wasn't that the name of that school that that boy in the book by Mrs. Rowling went to?
Tomorrow my aunt is coming over. I'll arm the mousetrap. But she doesn't go for cheese (how freakish!). I'll arm it with her favorite beverage: Russian vodka.
- blogRat
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